Write a Limerick

[harman/kardon]

Today I enjoyed the smile of the nurse
For sure my heart beated faster than hers.
Mom's hospital room is fine
(Though there is no bottle of wine)
But will quite seriously hurt our purse.

 

[old_tv_nut]

It's great when you get relief from your blues
Because the nurse has brought you good news.
We wish your Mom the best
And some comfortable rest
And all the tender care she can use.

 

[CoogarXR]

I scribbled my name on the list
to see the new lady urologist
But it wasn't so great
when she checked my prostate
With her hand in the form of a fist

 

[old_tv_nut]

The description of CoogarXR's MD
Certainly seems like extreme hyperbole.
And yet, just the same
I want to exclaim
I'm glad it didn't happen to me!

 

[bobsvinyl]

Time to wish all of you much good cheer.
Raise a glass, pour some wine, crack a beer.
It sure nice to celebrate
with your family and mate
for Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

[oldgringo]

This Christmas I'm writing to you
Our friendship to warmly renew.
May the season be glad,
The best that you've had,
And all of your best dreams come true.

Cheers, og

 

[harman/kardon]

DNU

Probably one of the most beautiful Limericks in this thread, thank you so much, Dave!

DNU

 

[harman/kardon]

Wax candles on our fine Christmas tree,
Let them burn with responsibility
And attentiveness.
No drunkenness!
Enjoy what beauty is here to see!

 

[old_tv_nut]

I hope Santa came down your flue
With lots of nice presents for you.
And also, my friends,
I hope next year portends
Peace, health, and happiness too.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Santa flew his reindeer right past our house.
That jolly old elf turned into a louse.
Our chimney had a big fire
he said it made him perspire,
so he skipped us and went home to his spouse.

 

[old_tv_nut]

There's one thing about cold Decembers
Santa hopes that Bobsvinyl remembers:
To do him no harm
With a welcome too warm
And put out those hot glowing embers.

 

[Hyperion]

There was a young lady called Miss Pymm,
Who was exceedingly thin,
As she essayed to drink lemonade,
She slipped through the straw and fell in!

(Not original )

 

[bobsvinyl]

There once was a man they called Bill
whose nose was the size of a hill.
When he came down with a cold
everyone nearby took hold
'cause they knew his sneezes could kill.

 

[Hyperion]

There was an old girl of Genoa,
And I blush when I think that Iowa,
She's gone to her rest,
It's all for the best,
Otherwise I would borrow Samoa.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Now it remains to be seen
If I can keep my resolve to get lean.
It would be dandy,
Except I have candy
Left over from last Halloween.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Winter is filled with cold and snow drifts
and there isn't much new at the thrifts.
So I wander downstairs,
set up speakers in pairs
and listen to some great guitar riffs.

 

[CoogarXR]

Don't forget about skiing and snowboarding
Winter games can be fun and rewarding
Hot chicks and hot drinks
'round the ice-skating rinks
Take a break from the audio hoarding

 

[old_tv_nut]

Did you realize that the old popular song "Meet Me In St. Louis" was written in limericks?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Don't forget about skiing and snowboarding
Winter games can be fun and rewarding
Hot chicks and hot drinks
'round the ice-skating rinks
Take a break from the audio hoarding

My back is too bad to ski as you said.
Hot chicks would just make my wife whack my head.
So I put on boots and socks
and take my the dog out for walks
then I warm up at home spinning some Dead.

 

[bobsvinyl]

A nice pressing is a thing to behold.
A Robert Ludwig is like striking gold.
You just sit back and listen
And your eyes start to glisten
As the sonic sweetness starts to unfold.