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A man who fought other men to the death for sport in ancient Rome found out that his estranged wife had been eaten by an opponent. When asked if he would seek revenge, he said, "No, I'm glad 'e ate 'er."
 
Mr. Howard of 3 Stooges fame was kidnapped and tied up so that he couldn't bend one leg. Then he got bored. He had condition known as Moe-knot-knee.
 
^^^ Well, I thought it was quite funny, ^^^ on this day of days, and might have had some of you scratching your heads. :confused: :biggrin:
 
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