Killer Fox
Super Member
I was thinking Zappa.
My turntable makes strange farting noises
- Thread starter Jim Creek
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I was thinking Zappa.
justjed2
Super Member
WHICH farting noise, specifically? I mean, ya got yer Fizz, and yer Fazz. Ya got yer Fizz-Fazz. Correct pitch change is very important with this last one, by the way. The Rip-Shit. The Tear-Ass. The squeakers, the sneakers, and the ones that go whooooooshhhhh.
Details, man!! You really need to provide the good folks here with ALL of the pertinent information if you hope to have any real chance of diagnosing the problem and fixing the issue. Personally, I don't give a crap one way or the other. Take yer lumps. Deal with it.
(I know, if it has lumps, it's technically no longer a fart, but you know what I mean)
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.....
Details, man!! You really need to provide the good folks here with ALL of the pertinent information if you hope to have any real chance of diagnosing the problem and fixing the issue. Personally, I don't give a crap one way or the other. Take yer lumps. Deal with it.
(I know, if it has lumps, it's technically no longer a fart, but you know what I mean)
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.....
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62vauxhall
Super Member
If that was a serious inquiry, maybe change the symptom description.
20+ replies and no genuine help yet.
20+ replies and no genuine help yet.
Jeff K
Well-Known Member
Umm...brown noise?
Jeff K
Well-Known Member
You, obviously, need a pair of gold plated OCC copper audiophile underpants.
Noise cancelling, of course.
