That was a joke.
Sure, I get it with respect to the LS50's especially due to their price-point and the fanfare they've been receiving.
If anything I think you should add a little star to your "audiophile card" for taking the time to audition and re-audition in your own room to determine (and admit) what sounds best to you. Not what should sound best.
On a side note, I think I read you didn't like them CM's. Have you ever had the CM5 S1's where it counts (in your room) for several weeks to compare them to the LS50's?