Stupid Questions Get Stupid Answers

tybrad

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Seek your inner 3 year old.
Get off-the-rails creative.


Why does rain fall down?
 
Because if you were small enough you would miss all the raindrops and be completely dry. :)

On sunny days, why don't people say "The Sun's chucking it down" - like they say about rain, on a rainy day?
 
Well I've never heard that but likely because the sun's name is not Chuck. It's Cletus.

Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways?
 
Because if you don't park on the driveway, you'll have a drive-thru, and during rush hour, it is a slowly moving parking lot.


Is Woody a son of a Birch or a son of a Beech?
 
Either way, his behavior is ingrained.

Do termites yell "Timber!" when they find a tasty house?
 
Because someone has to be the all time vape champion.

What did Geronimo yell when he jumped out of the plane?
 
He yelled "Ominoreg!" because he jumped out backwards.

What happens if you only eat one Lay's potato chip?
 
I might not have an original answer for that.

If trees had bare fruit, would we need to peel it?
 
You can do without a tailor and just use a Singer.

How do you read the Riot Act to a misbehaving deaf person?
 
Only if they are in letterbox format.

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If you beat the odds, can you be arrested for assault?
 
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