Anything (almost) but a goat

[toxcrusadr]

Guy's an amateur. Can't spell Uzbekistan.

 

[Beatnik]

A nice shrubbery ?

 

[woofmytweets]

just make sure you keep the goat away from the shrubbery

 

[toxcrusadr]

Or a herring!

 

[teal'c]

Take the goats and treat them well, for soon they will understand our technology and rule humanity. It's already happening in third world countries where the tech is simple.

Take for example this goat using a human for transportation.

Build your goat cred while you can.

 

[Farmhand]

Ooh, a path! A path!

 

[Uncle Bambi]

Just don't trade for a moose. A moose once bit my sister.

 

[woofmytweets]

Just don't trade for a moose. A moose once bit my sister.

realli? Was she Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies?

 

[Montycat]

Just don't trade for a moose. A moose once bit my sister.

Dude, I'm from Canada. Moose are our friends. Happy Canada Day!

 

[woofmytweets]

Dude, I'm from Canada. Moose are our friends. Happy Canada Day!

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me too, why would you post a pic of downtown rush hour traffic? i nearly spilled my KD

 

[mech986]

Keep the goats away from the killer rabbit caves too.

 

[ETLS]

Pink Floyd didn't want goats on their album either.

 

[toxcrusadr]

Dude, I'm from Canada. Moose are our friends. Happy Canada Day!

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Shouldn't you be apologizing for something?

 

[xrayspex77]

Sorry,
We don't apologise any more.
Be nice and we'll tell you how you can move here

 

[teal'c]

Keep the goats away from the killer rabbit caves too.

Stand off.

 

[similost]

Since you don't want a goat, I could trade you a pig or two... and if you don't want a pig, I know someone who just offered to trade me a lamb for a pig, so I could do that if you'd want a lamb in trade.. .

Seriously.... But wait.. what are you trading?

My wife is about to brain me if I don't either get rid of these pigs, or get them stuffed in the freezer

 

[Montycat]

Shouldn't you be apologizing for something?

Oops, I forgot. Sorry!

 

[Mingo]

A friend got a goat last week. I asked if he had named it yet. He told me last night they called him stew.

Sorry. And I'm not Canadian. Yet...

 

[teal'c]

A friend got a goat last week. I asked if he had named it yet. He told me last night they called him stew.
.

Better than captain sweatpants.

 

[woofmytweets]

Better than captain sweatpants.

where were you when i was picking my username?