I called to cancel before my auto renew kicked in, but I called a few weeks ahead. It was the most irritating call ever.
I want to cancel my subscription before auto renew.
Is there anything I can help you with today?
Yeah, I want to cancel my subscription before auto renew.
Are there any additional services or packages or channels we can offer?
No, I just want to cancel my subscription before auto renew.
Would you care to answer a few questions about why you want to cancel?
No, I just want to cancel my subscription before auto renew.
Maybe you could answer a few questions so we could help you with your service.
All I want to do is cancel my subscription before auto renew. Is there anybody I can speak to that can help me do this?
Yes, I can help you with that, but first let's talk about what additional services you might be interested in.
It went on like that for a bit, I just kept repeating what I was trying to do and finally had to resort to getting a cancellation confirmation number emailed before I'd hang up. I had to get a lawyer to send a letter to Dish to get them to terminated my dad's service after he died, so not quite that bad.