Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
· Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
· Airplanes like to do it inverted.
· It's easier to get 'trim' in an airplane.
· You can keep an airplane from stalling.
· Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
· An airplane won't slap you for being a 'bush pilot.'
· You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane.
· An airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry.
· An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
· You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
· Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.
· Airplanes lose weight faster.
· An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
· An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather.
· An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane.
· An airplane's cockpit is cleaner.
· You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane.
· An Airplane is easy to roll over.
· You can still activate a fifty year old airplane.
· Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an airplane.
· Airplane's don't droop after many years.
· You can always tell when an airplane is going to give out.
· An airplane moves when you tell it to.
· An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
· An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
· An airplane will let you use your dip stick anytime you want.
· Airplanes don't make you 'pull-out' to eject.
· You can change the looks of an airplane.
· Airplanes come with manuals.
· A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
· Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
· When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out.
· Airplanes curves never sag.
· Airplanes last longer.
· Airplanes don't get pregnant.
· You can fly a airplane any time of the month.
· Airplanes don't have parents.
· Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
· You can share your airplanes with your friends.
· If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
· If your airplane smokes, you can do something about it.
· Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
· When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
· Airplanes don't care about how many other airplane's you have.
· Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplane's, or if you buy airplane magazines.
· If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
· You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane.
· You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your airplane.
· You don't have to convince your airplane that you're a pilot and that you think that all airplanes are equals.
· If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say your sorry before you can fly it again.
· You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore.
· Your parents don't remain in touch with your old airplane after you dump it.
· Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.
· Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot.
· It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
· Your airplane never wants a night out alone with the other airplanes.
· Airplanes don't care if you are late.
· You don't have to take a shower before flying your airplane.
· Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
· Airplanes like to do it inverted.
· It's easier to get 'trim' in an airplane.
· You can keep an airplane from stalling.
· Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
· An airplane won't slap you for being a 'bush pilot.'
· You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane.
· An airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry.
· An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
· You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
· Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.
· Airplanes lose weight faster.
· An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
· An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather.
· An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane.
· An airplane's cockpit is cleaner.
· You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane.
· An Airplane is easy to roll over.
· You can still activate a fifty year old airplane.
· Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an airplane.
· Airplane's don't droop after many years.
· You can always tell when an airplane is going to give out.
· An airplane moves when you tell it to.
· An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
· An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
· An airplane will let you use your dip stick anytime you want.
· Airplanes don't make you 'pull-out' to eject.
· You can change the looks of an airplane.
· Airplanes come with manuals.
· A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
· Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
· When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out.
· Airplanes curves never sag.
· Airplanes last longer.
· Airplanes don't get pregnant.
· You can fly a airplane any time of the month.
· Airplanes don't have parents.
· Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
· You can share your airplanes with your friends.
· If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
· If your airplane smokes, you can do something about it.
· Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
· When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
· Airplanes don't care about how many other airplane's you have.
· Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplane's, or if you buy airplane magazines.
· If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
· You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane.
· You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your airplane.
· You don't have to convince your airplane that you're a pilot and that you think that all airplanes are equals.
· If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say your sorry before you can fly it again.
· You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore.
· Your parents don't remain in touch with your old airplane after you dump it.
· Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.
· Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot.
· It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
· Your airplane never wants a night out alone with the other airplanes.
· Airplanes don't care if you are late.
· You don't have to take a shower before flying your airplane.
