Answer The Question With A Question Game

[g..v]

What's your limit?

 

[teal'c]

Can you drink as many fingers of whiskey as you can eat finger sandwiches?

 

[Hyfi]

Isn't the usual and customary amount of fingers in the UK two?

 

[g..v]

Whaddaya gonna do if you get a finger stuck in your throat?

 

[noogies]

Isn't the answer to that fairly obvious?

 

[oldgringo]

Would that be a gag?

Cheers, og

 

[noogies]

Oh, so you think having a finger stuck in your throat would be good for a laugh, do you?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Don't you think a toe would be funnier?

 

[oldgringo]

Is a toe gonna be long enough to make you ['one'] gag?

Cheers, og

 

[Hyfi]

Is it a real toe, or just a gag toe?

 

[g..v]

If it comes, loose, hidden in a salad, will your gag response be enough?

 

[teal'c]

What kind of salads do you eat that you can't recognize a toe in it before you stick it in your mouth?

 

[Hyfi]

Would that be the same kind of person that always puts their foot in their mouth?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Wouldn't it taste better if it was covered in toemato sauce?

 

[g..v]

You mean you didn't hear about the dead bat in the salad a couple of days ago?

 

[noogies]

No, what happened?

 

[g..v]

Did they inspect the salad before eating?

http://fox8.com/2017/04/10/dead-bat-found-in-salad-mix-prompts-recall/

 

[noogies]

Isn't that enough to scare you off salad for awhile?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Aren't these food malfunctions going from bat to wurst?

 

[oldgringo]

Do you think that this humor is hard to digest?

Cheers, og