Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer

[old_tv_nut]

It's all about that bass.

If you met someone in a revolving door, how long would you go around together?

 

[DonQuixote99]

May the circle be unbroken.

Should you make a spectacle of yourself to help people see better?

 

[bobsvinyl]

I can't see how it would hurt.

Do you use a nine iron to press your golf shirts?

 

[Sandy G]

Who was on the road to Damascus, & where was Paul going ?

 

[harman/kardon]

Who was on the road to Damascus, & where was Paul going ?

Sandy you have to answer the question of the last poster first before asking a new question.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I can't see how it would hurt.

Do you use a nine iron to press your golf shirts?

No, but I clean the spots with club soda.

Wye is three phase power?

 

[DonQuixote99]

That is true, but don't X me what anybody Z's in it.

Did you hear who's in the hospital?

 

[old_tv_nut]

Only when the owls nested outside.

If an electrician wears copper pants, will he be charged with impersonating an officer, or will there be no grounds for prosecution?

 

[bobsvinyl]

No matter what happens, it will be shocking.

If you register for the draft, will you receive special treatment if you have insulation?

 

[Hyperion]

Wearing thermal long-john's won't keep you out of the army.

Should ex fiances be called 'near Mrs'?

 

[George W]

Only if she was a ring bearer.

What brand of boat was the S.S. Minnow?

 

[Hyperion]

The sinking kind.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Kingshead]

because the vest has no sleeves!

what is asphalt?

Always heard it like this "what's the difference between a horse?" Answer "a bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves".

 

[bobsvinyl]

The sinking kind.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The "Accord of Wood" was signed by the National Brotherhood of Ground Hogs in 2005, stating that "No more than 20 pieces of wood or wood related products will be chucked in a half hour period, with allowances being made for coffee breaks twice a day."

If you drop a lawsuit and it breaks, can you be fined?

 

[DonQuixote99]

No, but everyone will know why they could see through the lawyer's new clothes.

How much could a precipice?

 

[George W]

about as much as a recipe

Where are cantankerous?

 

[old_tv_nut]

Where the sea is too deep, you can't anchor us.

What does a starfish get on its dressing room door?

 

[DonQuixote99]

Mayonnaise.

Are we in trouble yet?

 

[bobsvinyl]

No. Take the next left at Hot Water, drive 3 miles and it's on your right.

Can you get a cut from playing a g-sharp chord?

 

[tybrad]

Yes, in the same way a chord cuts a circle.

Why are they called 'thumb drives'? You have to use more than just that.