At'll Ruin Your Day

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  1. usedto

    usedto Lunatic Member

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    I'm selling my property - house, warehouse, and 8 acres - to my neighbor. He's applied to the county for a permit to park his bottom dump gravel trucks. Escrow will close Monday or Tuesday, so he has already parked a few sets of trailers here. He called me about an hour ago (4:30 Pacific Daylight Time) and asked if I knew there was a car parked between his trailers. (He could see it through the chain link fence dividing our property) I told him I'd go take a look and see what was going on. The local farmer parks some of his equipment here also, and sometimes their cars are here while they're on the tractor.

    I walked out there, and noticed the car was parked in between trailers. Odd. I snapped a quick photo just in case, and walked up to the car. I could see the door open and some movement. Some young guy (teenager?) sticks his head up from the back seat, and I asked him what the hell he was doing. He said they were looking for some privacy. I then realized that the other door was open, and "her" head was sticking out the other side. I told him to get the eff off of my property, and he asked me to "turn around for some privacy".

    By then my neighbor had come through the fence, the girl hopped out of the back seat, pulled up her pants, hopped in the driver's seat, and off they went with him still in the back.

    They both looked fairly young. I don't know if he was paying for it, or what. All I know is it didn't go as planned. And for chrissake, in broad daylight, just 50 yards or so from my business?

    So much for "Afternoon Delight"!!

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  2. SolderIron

    SolderIron Super Member

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    They will pick a better spot in 15 minutes?
     
  3. Rome

    Rome Holsum Honey Buns Subscriber

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    Ahhh, the days of youth! :) :)

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  4. blhagstrom

    blhagstrom Mad Scientist, fixer. Subscriber

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    I don’t understand you people.
    Upset by a live sex show and free to boot.

    I would film and post to the internet.
    Maybe score royalties.

    :rflmao:
     
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  5. usedto

    usedto Lunatic Member

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    They didn't pay for the venue.
     
  6. UncleBingo

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    Sounds like somebody had 2 acres for at least a few minutes : )
     
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  7. BrianLW

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    :jump:
     
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    beat_truck Super Member

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    Years ago while in college, a good friend pulled a stunt like that. He got charges filed against him, kicked out of school, and was even mentioned on the TV news.
     
  9. usedto

    usedto Lunatic Member

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    I think that's why he was still in the back seat when they drove off.
     
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  10. grillebilly

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    Indeed. Brings back a lot of mammarys
     
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  11. ETLS

    ETLS metacarpophalangealcranium Subscriber

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    It sounds like it was a split decision.
     

     

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  12. Pioneered

    Pioneered Well-Known Member

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    Had a 76 Eldorado that seen more action then my bed.
     
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  13. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    Convertible?
     
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  14. Mrv8q

    Mrv8q Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a Bob Seger song, or two...
     
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  15. Djcoolray

    Djcoolray Addicted Member

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    He should have found a better place to keep people’s noses to themselves.....
     
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    Note to self: To do list 1) Change upholstery in '76 ElDorado asap.
     
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    No silly, I hate rag tops, it was the hard top with moon roof. cheesy.gif
     
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