Eilati
Active Member
Just a quick guide to toilet etiquette for those of you that are too couth.
18 Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends:
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.
4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. "Damn, this water is cold."
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.
7. "Now how did that get there?"
8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
10. " Interesting... more sinkers than floaters."
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad
of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say,"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable
to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust
it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."
18 Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends:
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.
4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. "Damn, this water is cold."
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.
7. "Now how did that get there?"
8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
10. " Interesting... more sinkers than floaters."
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad
of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say,"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable
to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust
it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."