Can You Produce [?] In Less Than 15 Seconds?

[Quadman2]

No, just orthropeds with fleece lining.

DNU I'l be sure to pick up a pair, Chris, if it's the last straw. (Eng. slang expression)

One of those really ugly Christmas sweaters with ornaments on it?

Q

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Heck no!


A pair of hedge clippers?

 

[Te-Te]

Yes

Some type of fresh baked cookie / dessert?

 

[tybrad]

Nope- missed by two days.

Spiced rum?

 

[g..v]

Certainly not


Gosling's Old Rum

 

[Shominy]

Nope- no rum.

Something Jack Sparrow?

 

[Quadman2]

Nope, not Depp enough for me!


A piece of clothing you have but have never worn for some reason or another.

Q

 

[g..v]

Yes. Wife has bought me too many things.

A sweater you had as a teen you can still fit intp.

 

[Te-Te]

Have Yes, Fit No.

Some type of incense?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

No, that stuff is gross


A ping pong paddle?

 

[Johnno_Oz]

Nope.

A sleeping cat.

 

[Shominy]

Why, yes. Funny you should ask.

Something old, not from your State, and non-human?

 

[g..v]

yes. Though not sure if petrified wood is old enough for you.

A nip with a tax stamp on it, unbroken.

 

[Shominy]

Nope- not even if I knew what a 'nip' is.

A copy of A Miracle On 34th Street?

 

[g..v]

DNU: a nip is a small single serving of BOOZE in a bottle.

not sure of how many have never heard of that, let alone never saw one. DNU

 

[old_tv_nut]

No Miracle

More than one recorded version of A Christmas Carol?

 

[Johnno_Oz]

No.

A recycled Christmas stocking?

 

[g..v]

Why call it recycling if your kids' names are on them...kinda like recycling Christmas decorations. Hard to say.

Live potted. Christmas tree.

 

[Shominy]

No potted. Christmas tree.

Flicker flame bulb?

 

[g..v]

No. The bulb flickered and burnt out.

A neon bulb larger than a NE2