Can You Produce [?] In Less Than 15 Seconds?

No. I still drive a 1971 Volvo and have a working rotary phone on my desk. I'm not quite a Luddite, but I do like old proven technology. :)

Something older than you are which you still use routinely?
 
Beautiful lamp Chris!

No. I had to rewire my grandmother's lamp when the wiring was too frayed to be safely used.

A paperweight with real flowers inside? (Bonus points if you know the name of the person who made it)
 
No. A paramedic stomped on my foot last January and the toenail turned black and fell off in June but I didn't save it. Interestingly, after all this time the new one hasn't entirely grown in yet.

Some pills you better not forget to take?
 
No tubes handy (;)), but I have a suspect carton of whipping cream left over from before Christmas that's probably getting a little funky. lol

A receipt for something you bought yesterday?
 
Saw an old friend from HS, was one year ahead of me, but we spent a lot of time together long before then. His life story sounds much more like an adventure than mine.

Recent obituary from your last blood relative of your parents generation.
 
Not in 15 seconds.

A analogue stopwatch?

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No quite...but can get an analogue pocket watch.


DNU: A joke for Chris...which reminded me of it with his "pulled beef" ques in #7507

What do you call a cow with no legs?


A certificate of merit, diploma, trophy, or other award?

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Yep, on the brag wall here.

It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come anyway.

More than two trophies for the same sport?
 
No quite...but can get an analogue pocket watch.


DNU: A joke for Chris...which reminded me of it with his "pulled beef" ques in #7507

What do you call a cow with no legs?


A certificate of merit, diploma, trophy, or other award?

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DNU Answer to "What...legs?" Ground Beef.


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Yes sir, a HS Yearbook with a bunch of weird photos in it.


Something that you have been thinking of getting rid of...but haven't?

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