Continue the conversation with song lyrics

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by jhtstone, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    Father Vivian O'Blivion
    Resplendent in his frock
    Was whipping up a batter
    For the pancakes in his flock
    He was getting rather bleary
    (He forgot to watch the clock)

    'Cause the night before behind the door
    A leprechaun had stroked -- yes!
    The night before behind the door
    A leprechaun had stroked it -- he stroked it!
    The night before behind the door
    A leprechaun had stroked his smo-o-o-o-o-ock
    He stroked his smock!
    Which set him off in such a frenzy
    He sang "Lock Around the Crock"
    And he topped it off with a --
    And he topped it off with a --
    And he topped it off with a --
    Woo - ooo - ooh
    Woo - ooo - ooh
    Woo - ooo - ooh
    As he stumbled on his cock
    He was delighted as it stiffened
    And ripped right through his sock!
    Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me
    Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me
    He ... shouted ... down ... the block ...

    Dominus vobiscum
    Et cum spiritu tuo

    Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo
    They're so light and fluffy white
    We'll raise a fortune by tonight
    They're so light and fluffy white
    We'll raise a fortune by tonight
    They're so light and fluffy brown
    They're the finest in the town
    They're so light and fluffy brown
    They're the finest in the town

    Good morning your highness
    Wooo-oooh
    I ate your snowshoes
    Oooh-oooh.
     

     

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  2. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    Brown shoes don't make it,
    Brown shoes don't make it.
    Quit school why fake it,
    Brown shoes don't make it.
     
  3. Ilikevinyl

    Ilikevinyl Cool Breeze Subscriber

    These boots are made for walkin'
    And that's just what they'll do
    One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
     
  4. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    Well it's one for the money, two for the show
    Three to get ready, now go cat go
    But don't you, step on my blue suede shoes
    You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes!

    Cheers, og
     
  5. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    Walk in my shoes
    This hurt inside is too much for me
    Just walk in my shoes
    You'll see I want the love that used to be

    Try on my heartache
    Go ahead and try it on for size
    Just walk in my shoes
    Then you'll see through someone else's eyes.

    Cheers, og
     
  6. Ilikevinyl

    Ilikevinyl Cool Breeze Subscriber

    It's a heartache
    Nothing but a heartache
    Hits you when it's too late
    Hits you when you're down

    It's a fool's game
    Nothing but a fool's game
    Standing in the cold rain
    Feeling like a clown

    It's a heartache
    Nothing but a heartache
    Love him 'til your arms break
    Then he let's you down

    It ain't right with love to share
    When you find he doesn't care for you
    It ain't wise to need someone
    As much as I depended on you
     

     

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  7. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    Somebody loan me a dime
    Need to call my old time usta be
    Somebody loan me a dime
    Need to call my old time usta be
    Little girl's been gone so long
    Dontcha know it's worryin' me
    Yeah, it's worryin' me.
     
  8. Ilikevinyl

    Ilikevinyl Cool Breeze Subscriber

    Mr. Big Stuff
    Who do you think you are
    Mr. Big Stuff
    You're never gonna get my love

    Now because you wear all those fancy clothes (oh yeah)
    And have a big fine car, oh yes you do now
    Do you think I can afford to give you my love (oh yeah)
    You think you're higher than every star above

    Mr. Big Stuff
    Who do you think you are
    Mr. Big Stuff
    You're never gonna get my love

    Now I know all the girls I've seen you with
    I know you broke their hearts one after another now, bit by bit
    You made 'em cry, many poor girls cry
    When they try to keep you happy, they just try to keep you satisfied

    Mr. Big Stuff, tell me tell me
    Who do you think you are
    Mr. Big Stuff
    You're never gonna get my love
     
  9. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    "Feeling better now that we're through
    Feeling better, 'cause I'm over you
    I've learned my lesson, it left a scar
    And now I see how you really are
    You're no good, you're no good, you're no good
    Baby, you're no good
    I'm gonna say it again
    You're no good, you're no good, you're no good
    Baby, you're no good..."

    Cheers, og
     
  10. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    You hand in your ticket and you go to watch the geek
    Who immediately walks up to you after he hears you speak
    And says: "How does it feel to be such a freak?"
    And you say, "Impossible!" as he hands you a bone
    And something is happening here but you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mr. Jones?
     
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  11. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
    But you've got being right down to an art
    You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
    You're a regular original, a know-it-all

    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

    Okay, so you're a 'rocket scientist'
    That don't impress me much
    So you got the brain but have you got the touch...

    Cheers, og
     

     

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  12. bobsvinyl

    bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Subscriber

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    I'm talking with a tight red sweater
    I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder
    Only twice as cool, when she starts winkin'
    I'm just so easily led, when the little head does the thinkin'.
     
  13. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    A one-eyed Jack rode to Monterey in the heat of the blazing sun.
    When Sheriff Longworth saw Kid Rio, he strapped on his fast gun.
    The sheriff didn't trust the one eyed Jack nor the deadly smile he wore.
    An' when that night he shamed Louisa, in vengeance the sheriff swore.

    [Chorus:]
    Beware of the one-eyed Jacks, especially if they're wild.
    One-eyed Jacks are deadly, even when they smile.
    Never trust a one-eyed Jack with his cold, cold heart of stone.
    He will only show one side to you, for his soul is the devil's own.

    Cheers, og
     
  14. Ilikevinyl

    Ilikevinyl Cool Breeze Subscriber

    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

    All around in my home town
    They're trying to track me down
    They say they want to bring me in guilty
    For the killing of a deputy
    For the life of a deputy, but I say

    I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
    I shot the sheriff, and they say it is a capital offense

    Sheriff John Brown always hated me
    For what I don't know
    Every time that I plant a seed
    He said, "Kill it before it grows"
    He said, "Kill it before it grows", I say

    I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
    I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
     
  15. noogies

    noogies My Favorite Woofers. Subscriber

    From this say on I own my father's gun
    We dug his shallow grave beneath the sun
    I laid his broken body in Southern land
    It wouldn't do to bury him where any Yankee stands.
     
  16. oldgringo

    oldgringo Woof! Subscriber

    Old man lying
    by the side of the road
    With the lorries rolling by,
    Blue moon sinking
    from the weight of the load
    And the buildings scrape the sky,
    Cold wind ripping
    down the alley at dawn
    And the morning paper flies,
    Dead man lying
    by the side of the road
    With the daylight in his eyes.

    Don't let it bring you down
    It's only castles burning,
    Find someone who's turning
    And you will come around.

    Cheers, og
     

     

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