Grenadeslio
Lunatic Member
You clearly have not thought about using a lawn mower on zombies where ISO 9001 quality standards will greatly matter.
I refer you to the training film Dead Alive by Peter Jackson, made in the days when he was still making documentaries. (Go to YouTube and search for "Dead Alive Lawn Mower Scene". The best clip is probably LxubSFRs8NU . I'm certain a direct link violates all manner of rules.)
I will personally build my zombie-consuming lawn mower to significantly higher standards. I may even make it riding, because I anticipate a number of zombies and who wants to be pushing a mower all day long. I mean, it's good exercise and all, but that seems too much like work and not enough like post-apocalyptic fun time.
Check out the mowers in the movie "Moving" with Richard Pryor lol. Randy Quaid is the neighbor from hell, and his twin brother, also played by Randy takes it up a notch or two lol.
The neighbor
The twin brother