Bunch of people on a city bus, one of them a man dressed in full Middle Eastern garb. As he picked up his two bags of groceries and proceeded to exit the bus, a woman sitting across the aisle noticed that he had dropped his wallet on the seat. Being a Good Samaritan, she picked it up and ran after him. "Sir", she said," you dropped your wallet", and handed it to him.
He thanked her profusely, and remarked "Madam, I am a man of simple means, and can not afford to give you a monetary reward....I can, however, give you some very good advice....tell all your friends and relatives to avoid going to Cleveland".
Alarmed, she cried "WHY ???? Is there going to be a terrorist attack there ?"
"No", he replied, "the place is a shithole !"