Favorite disclaimers or warnings

millerdog

The Mod Squad
I was sitting here reading the mail, eating some chips when I noticed on the front of the bag: "Chips enlarged to show texture."
How lame is that? Like I would take this potato chip manufacturer to court for false advertising a larger than life chip?
I've heard some lame stuff like "do not use blow dryer in the shower" stuff, but this is sorta ridiculous.
I am just waiting for a Snickers Bar label that says "to be taken orally only.";)
Any other lame disclaimers or labels you've seen?
 
MD

The only one I can think of is on Children's medicine,"Do not operate heavy machinery.

"Little Billy,you just took your liquid tylenol,stay away from that payloader":rolleyes:
 
Pelican Flashlights

A Pelican Submersible Super-Sabre flashlight comes with the standard lifetime limited warranty as found on most products.

My favorite part is the last line in the warranty statement which reads, "This warranty does not include sharkbite, bear attack, or children under five." :saywhat:
 
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