Firesign Theater Quotes

[ekimetsok]

"It goes in, it must come out: Fudd's First Law of Opposition".

 

[diamondsouled]

"Let's see...Ocelots. Paupers. Pipe-nipples, Polombras, Pizzas! Armenian Gardens
..Hank's Juggernaut... New Leviathan...Nick's Swell..."

 

[spaceman]

"No matter how much you may dislike pickles, it is, after all, the only thing you can do with cucumbers."

 

[OneMalt]

"Deputy Dan has no friends."

 

[Jim Eck]

I was a cock teaser at Roosterama.

 

[Bucky Badger]

" You can sit here in the waiting room or you can wait here in the sitting room."

 

[OvenMaster]

"I'm high on the real thing: powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoeshine"

 

[diamondsouled]

"Mmmmmm, Barney."

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[jim t]

Starchie, where's your school spirit? It under the rumble seat. You want a snort? Squeeze the fox here and you'l get gas. Revenernd Happy Harry Cox, I will smite thine enemies with the divine rod of delivernce. I just goes down to honk my horn.

 

[Jim Eck]

"Be happy you still have your pickle half pint."



Jim

 

[Dee Mento]

"Here, use one of the pages of me novel."

 

[dosmalo]

"May I take your hat and goat??"

 

[diamondsouled]

Trailerbites,
Chiggerbites
and Mosquitoes
collided aimlessly
in the dense gas.

~ Bozos ~

 

[Jim Eck]

More Sugar!

Jim

 

[Bucky Badger]

Just a heads up for you folks in the PNW.
And yes, I do think that we are all Bozos on this bus. :yes:
Come on, give the wheeze a squeeze.


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[70salesguy]

Come on, give the wheeze a squeeze.


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Many people do.

 

[meandog]

It's the cocaine helicopter.

 

[rnorton]

Even after all of the years I can still listen and pick up things that I either missed or don't remember. They will always be a classic for some of us. The comedy/parody/satire was something that you not only listened to, you had to think a little about it.

Its amazing how much we do remember from a time that the experts claimed we would not remember because of what we may or may not have been doing.

I can tell by the pie on your tie
you're an American, well so am I!
Hi bub, How are ya? How do ya' do?
And while we're on the subject...
And while we're on the subject...
And while we're on the subject
How's your old Wazoo ?!

Jim

If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall over: Teslicle's Deviant to Fudd's first law.

If it goes in here it must come out there.

 

[rnorton]

"Mmmmmm, Barney."

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Uh-Clem.

 

[diamondsouled]

"Don't forget to inflate your shoes kid."