Firesign Theatre Weirdly Cool
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Mr Natural
Malmborg in Plano
He's coming around folks, he's going to be OK and ready to play another round of......Beat the Reaper...!
Jim Eck
Chicks dig the Mule
From: "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"
NARRATOR: Los Angeles, he walks again by night. Out of the fog, into the smog. (cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly (NICK: I wonder where Ruth is), doggedly (woof woof), toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At Fourth and Drucker he turns left. At Drucker and Fourth he turns right. He crosses MacArthur Park and walks into a great sandstone building (NICK: ooh - my nose). Groping for the door (ring) he steps inside (ring) climbs the thirteen steps to his office (ring). He walks in (ring). He's ready for mystery (ring). He's ready for excitement (ring). He's ready for anything (ring). He's... (answers phone)
NICK: "Nick Danger, third eye."
CALLER: "I want to order a pizza to go and no anchovies."
NICK: "No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!" (HANGS UP).
CALLER: "What?"
Jim
NARRATOR: Los Angeles, he walks again by night. Out of the fog, into the smog. (cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly (NICK: I wonder where Ruth is), doggedly (woof woof), toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At Fourth and Drucker he turns left. At Drucker and Fourth he turns right. He crosses MacArthur Park and walks into a great sandstone building (NICK: ooh - my nose). Groping for the door (ring) he steps inside (ring) climbs the thirteen steps to his office (ring). He walks in (ring). He's ready for mystery (ring). He's ready for excitement (ring). He's ready for anything (ring). He's... (answers phone)
NICK: "Nick Danger, third eye."
CALLER: "I want to order a pizza to go and no anchovies."
NICK: "No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!" (HANGS UP).
CALLER: "What?"
Jim
ekimetsok
Active Member
I even began to hear things......."I'll never forgive you,Nick"......."Keep your nose out of police business Danger",,,,,,,"May I take your hat and goat, sir?"......."What about my pickle!?!?" Aaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh!
(Strange how I can recite this stuff by heart, but can't remember my own cellphone number.....)
(Strange how I can recite this stuff by heart, but can't remember my own cellphone number.....)
pilotprose
Active Member
Oh, how can you be in two places at once when your really no where at all? Hmmmm, did we pass a gas station? No, but the fox did, squeeze him again and see if he'll pass another...................Its off to the Winter Palace! Here, let me lay a stick of sandlewood incence on you, made it out of my own sandles, no, no, no, let me light it for you! Wsssssooop! Which way did they go? Anybody know where I am?
pilotprose
Active Member
Oh, how can you be in two places at once when your really no where at all? Hmmmm, did we pass a gas station? No, but the fox did, squeeze him again and see if he'll pass another...................Its off to the Winter Palace! Here, let me lay a stick of sandlewood incence on you, made it out of my own sandles, no, no, no, let me light it for you! Wsssssooop! Which way did they go? Anybody know where I am?
Soundfitter
Member
"Come in out of the cornstarch..... why don't you put your mucklucks over by the cellophane where they'll dry?"
I thought the coolest thing about them was that nothing was overdubbed, all done in real time, just like live radio used to be. Now let me just flick this little chromium switch........
I thought the coolest thing about them was that nothing was overdubbed, all done in real time, just like live radio used to be. Now let me just flick this little chromium switch........
Mr Natural
Malmborg in Plano
In order for a rat to eat, it must chew..
Geshuntite!
Of course! Geshuntite Dankeshein, the ships Prussian captian!
Geshuntite!
Of course! Geshuntite Dankeshein, the ships Prussian captian!
Mr Natural
Malmborg in Plano
ozmoid said:
sorry......I gotta correct you
That's Ok, I brought an erector set
Throw a towel over it!
Do some pushups Pablo, Maybe it will go away
