Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

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  1. SuperjazzyJa

    SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Subscriber

    In light of recent developments, I thought we might have more fun with words. Feel free to make puns, rhymes and other clever use of words. Mix it up, have fun. I'll start with this:

    Angus had a serious beef with the quality of the steak he bought. He was having a big barbecue with poker, so the stakes were high.
     
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  2. SuperjazzyJa

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    If Juanita sold products on a wind driven boat, was she sale-ing?
     
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  3. SuperjazzyJa

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    When I asked the orange tabby if I was being too rough petting her, she looked up at me and said, "No, that's just purrfect." Then, she asked me if I knew any female humans who would lend her some purrfume.
     
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    When the sheep told the ram that most humans in town didn't eat lamb, the ram said, "Ewe better be right."
     
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    When instructing her students on how to perform a mammogram, the doctor said, "You must keep abreast of changes in procedures."
     
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    Pity post. :biggrin:

    You can marry a watermelon but you cantelope.
     
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    Did you hear about the guy who slipped and fell in the septic tank? He couldn't swim, but he went through all the movements!
     
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    Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? Got a little behind in all of his orders.
     
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    Did you hear about the lady who backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster!
     
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    If you have your kitty back into the propeller, you'd have a catastrophe.
     
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  11. SuperjazzyJa

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    Matt has a cat got who got fat eating rat wearing a hat that was flat like a bat. The cat wears the hat to ward off the gnat while sunning on the mat.
     
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  12. SuperjazzyJa

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    Said the tiny critter who couldn't find any dust to eat: "I mite be in the wrong place."
     
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    Old Hee Haw joke:

    Woman: "I took a bath in a tub filled with milk last night."

    Man: "Was it pasteurized?

    Woman: "No, it was only up to my navel."
     
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  14. SuperjazzyJa

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    If Kim has a stereo installed in her automobile, will it be a car-dashy-in?
     
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    If you get ants in the pants while in France, there's a good chance you'll do a crazy dance.
     
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    If Copenhagen introduced clam flavor, would that be clam dip? :yikes:
     
  17. SuperjazzyJa

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    If the mistress of darkness became a tree hugger, you might say that she is concerned about the "Elvirament".
     
  18. SuperjazzyJa

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    When the farmer found out that his cows were stoned, he said, "Oh dear! The steaks are high."
     
  19. SuperjazzyJa

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    When the chef won the affection of a girl with the same first name as Ms Spelling with his chicken cacciatore, his assistant asked him, "Did you catch a Tori?"
     
  20. SuperjazzyJa

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    Hello, my name is Santa Claws. Got a problem with coal? Be bad this year and I'll poop in your stocking. See how ya like that!
     
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