Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

Whether we're prepared or not, we must weather every storm and wearing leather would be the norm. Just ask Norm when he's in a storm. He stays true to form as he makes his way back to his college dorm.

 

When someone picked up a cake that Lucy baked specially for Mr. Green, she said, " Hey that's for Lorne!"

 

A big moron and a little moron were walking a high wire - the big moron slipped and fell off but the little moron crossed successfully because he was a little more on.
~groan~

 

Danny and the Jrs had quite a hit with rabbits and kangaroos when they played "At the Hop".

 

Is a dim sum the collective IQs of people who are not very bright?

 

An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants.

 

Did you see the moose eating chocolate mousse?

 

My router bit the dust, it was a bit stressful.

 

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

 

I guess you got it replaced if here, hear?

Glad you're back!

 

One of my favorites.

Groucho Marx:

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

 

Have no fear! Superdeer is here!

 

Axes did not destroy the router, it just passed away - and unfortunately I also lost my access data.

 

Sorry to hear that. I hope you can recover your data somehow.

 

Date a computer expert and she can help you recover your data.

 

Is it possible to data computer?

 

Two phone calls with the telephone company helped me to overcome the issue.

 

I suppose an aardvark thinks of its food as sustain ants.

 

They made yet another movie about a giant gorilla. What's Kong with these people?

 

"Them" is a silly old movie about gi-ants.