Whether we're prepared or not, we must weather every storm and wearing leather would be the norm. Just ask Norm when he's in a storm. He stays true to form as he makes his way back to his college dorm.
When someone picked up a cake that Lucy baked specially for Mr. Green, she said, " Hey that's for Lorne!"
A big moron and a little moron were walking a high wire - the big moron slipped and fell off but the little moron crossed successfully because he was a little more on. ~groan~
One of my favorites. Groucho Marx: "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."