Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

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    An angry nut might be called a pissed-achio
     
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    The giant purple gorilla was jealous when he found out that my friend had grape vape.
     
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    A man who fought other men to the death for sport in ancient Rome found out that his estranged wife had been eaten by an opponent. When asked if he would seek revenge, he said, "No, I'm glad 'e ate 'er."
     
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    And now for something completely different. Do you have a copy of Frank's album "Shut Up 'N Pay Yer Guitar?"
     
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    It is too difficult to kill two birds with one stone.
     
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    It's too difficult to kill a bird when you're stoned.
     
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    The most popular band in San Francisco in the mid sixties was the "Rolling Stoned".
     
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    No likes? Ahh... I see.. this is too special... ;)
     
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    If you used a letter for rolling paper, would it be stationery?
     
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    If a cop arrests a person for possession and confiscates weed, that person is disjointed.
     
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    Mr. Howard of 3 Stooges fame was kidnapped and tied up so that he couldn't bend one leg. Then he got bored. He had condition known as Moe-knot-knee.
     
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    Robin Hood's friend, Tuck racked up frequent friar miles.
     
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    Write your reply...

    :rolleyes:
     
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    ^^^ Well, I thought it was quite funny, ^^^ on this day of days, and might have had some of you scratching your heads. :confused: :biggrin:
     
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    Scratching records is frowned on by AK members but it is appreciated at dance clubs.
     
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    There they are, see them go,
    Forty Lorries in a row,
    They aren't lorries they are trucks,
    Full of cows and hens and sheep and ducks.
     
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    The Harrisons deal with a lot of pretty hot stuff, but they do not run a porn shop.
     
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    When the actor named Harrison traded in his Taurus for a CTS, he changed his last name to Cadillac.
     
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