Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

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  1. SuperjazzyJa

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    A strange sound coming from your system might be described as "oddio".
     
  2. Hyperion

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    And if it sprouts another channel, it could be called "Tridio". :)
     
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    ...and if you can only play recordings with Ronnie James singing, it might be an "All Dio" system.
     
  4. SuperjazzyJa

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    When the house keeper finishes work, she sits under a big oak tree. She is a maid in the shade.
     
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    If someone tells you not to sit under their tree, ask them why knot?
     
  6. HarmanKardon

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    And now for something completely different.

    Did I already tell you that I really appreciate the Jazz musician John McLovelin? Some of his songs are so laughly.
     
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    The zookeeper doesn't like cats because the biggest one is always lion to him.
     
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  8. SuperjazzyJa

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    Now that Google makes a phone, can we call it a "Phoogle"?
     
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    I bet it will have a hard time getting accepted - after all, Lincoln said you can Phoogle some of the people all of the time, and you can Phoogle all of the people some of the time, but you can't Phoogle all of the people all of the time.
     
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    ^^ You're too much! :rflmao:
     
  11. SuperjazzyJa

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    The first American lady to deliver mail for a living had a patch on her uniform that read, "U.S. Femail".
     
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    When they make a saga that takes place on a ship, part 2 might be called the "sea-quel".
     
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    It's like Groansville in here Daddio!
     
  14. old_tv_nut

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    Have you heard the rug merchant's motto? Carpet diem!
     
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    You might groan now, but you may need to amuse yourself when the children are all grown.
     
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    Isn't that what the zombie said to his nephew? "My, you've groaned since I last saw you."
     
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    Or, as the magician said to his assistant, "You haven't groaned since I last sawed you."
     
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    If you found some counterfeit noodles it would be an im-pasta. :D
     
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  19. SuperjazzyJa

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    Luke noodle yelled, "No! That's impastable!" When Darth Linguini claimed to be his father.
     
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    If you get amorous with your SO after a nice spaghetti dinner, is that referred to as Sex in the Ziti?
     
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