Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

[Dave_1962]

A comic decided to write ten puns into his act to see if it improved his success but sadly no pun in ten did.

 

[old_tv_nut]

A comic decided to write ten puns into his act to see if it improved his success but sadly no pun in ten did.

An oldie but groanie!

 

[old_tv_nut]

If you can get half a sandwich on whole wheat, why can't you get a whole sandwich on half wheat?

What is the pirate's favorite gas?
Arrr-gon!

How is a noble gas used in infomercials?
As xenon TV!

How did St. Elmo become the patron saint of sailors?
It's a ticklish subject.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

If a grain is not very bright, is it a half wheat?

Tip the hat to Old_TV_Nut

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When replacing the whole system, a minimalist probably has a minimal list.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

In the first "X-Files" movie, if Mulder hurt his back carrying his partner, does he have Scully-osis?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

A man working in a pub in Europe was arrested for fraudulent discrimination. He was bouncing Czechs!

 

[old_tv_nut]

What is the neurologist's favorite cookie?



...ginger synapses

 

[old_tv_nut]

What type of ant has a pleasant smell?




Deodor ant