Help - I can't have speaker stands!

[bluesky]

Not 'allowed' to have stands?

 

[Poultrygeist]

Women are often drawn to pedestal plant stands which also make excellent speaker stands.

 

[CKDC]

I am thinking a pair of something like this as speaker stands would make the space a whole lot more classy:

http://www.statue.com/core/media/media.nl/id.8430/c.438328/.f?h=c26d0ba95a75e0f61b4f

http://www.statue.com/Products/Female-Nudes/Virgo-Nude-16-High-Shamful-Girl.html