Justgotohm
Super Member
I got a call a few weeks ago warning me I was going to jail if I did not wire (the IRS) $4978.76. I motioned to my friend Kris to roll with this, keep in mind my zip was 90210 and I had been contacted by their office before. We both suddenly had HEAVY southern accents. The previous contacting officers name was Mike Hunt his badge number was ID 10 T.
Long story short we had him on the line for 54 minutes. In this 54 minutes;
Had to get money
Had to find shovel to get money
Had to find keys to shed to get shovel
Lost one shed in a mud slide
Had to get keys to other shed
Drove to shed, this involved driving around the farm on a mule so the drive time was realtime.
Got to shed and forgot keys, had to drive back (realtime)
Got into altercation on the way back which involved REAL gun fire and return fire (Kimber micro 380, Desert Eagle .50) approximately $20 in ammo spent.
Got keys and returned for shovel.
Shovel in hand proceeded to hold phone close to the ground and make digging sounds.
Dug up money, drove back to barn.
Spilled large amount of change out of large mason jar.
Proceeded to count out $4978.76
Was yelled at by Kris that that's the wrong money, (they) are still looking for the serial numbers on that money I dug up, had to get other money.
Counted for several minutes and told the (officer) on the phone I had his 76 cents now getting the rest.
Lots of yelling at each other about who's money is who's between Kris and I.
Finally counted out all the money, asking at least ten times (how much do I owe you).
The (officer) on the line directing me to go to the Target on Beverly Hills Blvd to wire money, I'm in Georgia.
Had to find keys to the Cadillac, found keys to Cadillac but it was blocked in by the big tractor which was blocked in by the motor grader.
Finally got car jumped off and running.
These are the cliff notes, there was a lot involved.
Throughout this whole ordeal I said (are you there) exactly every three minutes.
This is where we finally got bored with this and began to tell the scammer off in such a way that when I hung up Kris looked at me a said (don't you think you where a little hard on him), no I don't.
It is amazing that this criminal stayed on the line through the whole ordeal, he worked hard to try and steal $5000 from me. The last thing I told him was how much I would love to meet him face to face. It was actually Kris his father and I involved in the sound stage and complexity of our own little bit of fun on that beautiful afternoon, it brought us and will bring us many laughs. If we had recorded the call and filmed what we where doing it would have been epic.
I hope keeping him on the line may have saved some gullible soul from wiring their savings to these smucks.
Long story short we had him on the line for 54 minutes. In this 54 minutes;
Had to get money
Had to find shovel to get money
Had to find keys to shed to get shovel
Lost one shed in a mud slide
Had to get keys to other shed
Drove to shed, this involved driving around the farm on a mule so the drive time was realtime.
Got to shed and forgot keys, had to drive back (realtime)
Got into altercation on the way back which involved REAL gun fire and return fire (Kimber micro 380, Desert Eagle .50) approximately $20 in ammo spent.
Got keys and returned for shovel.
Shovel in hand proceeded to hold phone close to the ground and make digging sounds.
Dug up money, drove back to barn.
Spilled large amount of change out of large mason jar.
Proceeded to count out $4978.76
Was yelled at by Kris that that's the wrong money, (they) are still looking for the serial numbers on that money I dug up, had to get other money.
Counted for several minutes and told the (officer) on the phone I had his 76 cents now getting the rest.
Lots of yelling at each other about who's money is who's between Kris and I.
Finally counted out all the money, asking at least ten times (how much do I owe you).
The (officer) on the line directing me to go to the Target on Beverly Hills Blvd to wire money, I'm in Georgia.
Had to find keys to the Cadillac, found keys to Cadillac but it was blocked in by the big tractor which was blocked in by the motor grader.
Finally got car jumped off and running.
These are the cliff notes, there was a lot involved.
Throughout this whole ordeal I said (are you there) exactly every three minutes.
This is where we finally got bored with this and began to tell the scammer off in such a way that when I hung up Kris looked at me a said (don't you think you where a little hard on him), no I don't.
It is amazing that this criminal stayed on the line through the whole ordeal, he worked hard to try and steal $5000 from me. The last thing I told him was how much I would love to meet him face to face. It was actually Kris his father and I involved in the sound stage and complexity of our own little bit of fun on that beautiful afternoon, it brought us and will bring us many laughs. If we had recorded the call and filmed what we where doing it would have been epic.
I hope keeping him on the line may have saved some gullible soul from wiring their savings to these smucks.
