Discussion in 'General Off Topic Forums' started by onwardjames, Jan 15, 2014.
Sorry, I don't know what FTW stands for in this context (unless it's the usual meaning) and am too lazy to look it up.
FTW = "For The Win'. Cats for the win!
I'm onboard with that!
Can't beat the deal, but you'll likely be beating your meat.
Lol! My stepson on a recent camping trip. I was about ready to hand him my credit card and tell him to get a room.
(That's a full grown lab)
Hey!.....What I do, and with what implement I do it with on my own time is none of your business!
All I need is AK and I'm good to go!!
And afterward, you get a royal flush.
The social director of the old age home was searching for entertainment for their “guests. She came across an ad for “The Great Amazo, The Worlds Greatest Hypnotist” and hired him to do one show for the residents.
On the night of the show, they set up chairs the auditorium (actually, the dining room) and the residents were all gathered in their seats, walkers to their sides, waiting to be entertained.
The Great Amazo appeared in a puff of smoke and light and took their breath away with his show. They were truly amazed.
Now, from his coat pocket he withdrew a shiny gold watch. He said ”This watch was my fathers, and his fathers before him, and his fathers before him. My family has used this watch to do their shows for four generations and it’s magical. Watch and see”.
Slowly lets the watch swing back and forth, back and forth, constantly saying “watch the watch …watch the watch.
The audience is transfixed on him. Their eyes are following the watch and listening to his voice, oblivious to everything else.
Suddenly, the watch slips through his fingers and out of his hand, falls to the floor, and breaks into a thousand pieces.
The Great Amazo, taken by surprise, exclaims “SHIT!”
…It took three days to clean up the dining room.
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