It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute

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  1. Ronald1973

    Ronald1973 8-trackin', Hank, Sr. man

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    Reminds me of this one:

    A guy went to a bullfight in Mexico. After it was over, he went to a restaurant and asked the waiter what was good on the menu. "Bull fries, señor, make you strong like Popeye!" The tourist wasn't convinced, but the waiter explained to him that when the bull lost the match, he was relieved of his bullhood and it was served at the restaurant. He ordered and out came a piping hot plate with two huge pieces of meat. Sure enough, it made him strong like Popeye. For the next several days he ordered the same thing. A few days later he came back and ordered. On the plate were two scrawny pieces of meat. When he asked for an explanation about the change, the waiter replied, "ah, señor, the bull does not always lose!"
     
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    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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  3. Erik Tracy

    Erik Tracy Super Member

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    Humans!
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  5. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    I think I'd be looking at that mess the way that kid is. Why is there green snot all over it? :confused: St. Patrick's Day poutine or something???

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  6. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    "Yes, I'd like to rent a winch, please."

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  7. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    This is what I use as a passenger so I can use the express lane. Works every time.

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  8. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    I don't believe him. The car is too straight in that parking space.

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  9. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    The dog's like: "Can I stop being your accessory now?" :(

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  10. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    Famous last words: "Yeah, you're good!"

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  11. Eywadude

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    When you want to sit high and mighty on your throne...

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  12. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    Okay, just.....just what are they asking people to do here??? :confused:

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  13. Eywadude

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    When you want to only use the finest.

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  14. Eywadude

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    LIES!!!!! :eek:

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  15. Eywadude

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    Looks about right. Thanks delivery guy! :D :confused:

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  16. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    When It from the Adams Family sits in the seat ahead of you.

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  17. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    If this is news to you, you are not doing life right.

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  18. Eywadude

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    They go to get a headliner for their car......on a motorbike. :crazy: "Here, hold this, honey. Yeah, you're good!"

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  20. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    "Great party, Bill!.....Oh, I'll have some cake, thank you. I'll just rest my shotgun against my wang."

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