Discussion in 'General Off Topic Forums' started by onwardjames, Jan 15, 2014.
They go to get a headliner for their car......on a motorbike. "Here, hold this, honey. Yeah, you're good!"
"Great party, Bill!.....Oh, I'll have some cake, thank you. I'll just rest my shotgun against my wang."
Monster biking has arrived.
"They've got a 40 pounder? Hold my beer..."
Just wait until the next overpass comes.
"Well, honey, you said you always wanted a white interior."
Hmm, that's strange, suddenly I have tears in my eyes!
Daddy's little girl.
That's all great and everything, but I'm not sure I'd want to with someone named "cigarettesandwaffles".
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