It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute

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Here's the rest of the story: "Duke, how does sandpaper feel?" "Ruff!"

"Duke, who was the greatest baseball player ever?" "Ruth!"

The bartender gets mad, sez "That dog can't talk!" and throws the dog and its owner out.

As they walk down the street, the dog looks up at his owner, and sez "Do ya think I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

 

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Here's the rest of the story: "Duke, how does sandpaper feel?" "Ruff!"

"Duke, who was the greatest baseball player ever?" "Ruth!"

The bartender gets mad, sez "That dog can't talk!" and throws the dog and its owner out.

As they walk down the street, the dog looks up at his owner, and sez "Do ya think I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

Nope, should have said Ted Williams.

I remember seeing that routine, as a kid, in a Warner Bros. cartoon. A classic.

-Dave

 

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Where can I get one?

 

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Monster decisions, aired-out online.

 

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Finally ! An alternative to alcohol.

 

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The manbeast's way to clear snow and ice.

 

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Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

 

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