IPADave
Turning a whiter shade of pale.
Reminds me of the first episode of The Beverly Hillbillies where Granny is having to resew Ellie's buttons on her shirt.
"Lookie here, she's done popped the buttons off of her shirt again."
"Ellie Mae carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back!"
"It ain't her shoulders that's poppin' these buttons..."
Classic!