Keep in mind that 'm from Texas and much of my family are rednecks.
A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time.
The father and son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator, the kind with floor numbers in a half circle and an arrow above it..
"What's that Paw?" The boy asked.
"Dunno son. I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" Replied the father.
Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.
The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.
The door closes and they watch the arrow under the numbers go up until it reaches highest number and it stops. They look at each other in disbieleif.
Then they see the arrow going the other way until it reaches the number 1, the floor they are on.
They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old blonde in hot pants walks out..
The father, still staring at her, taps his son on the shoulder and "Son, go get your Maw !"