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Nightcleaner
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A man walks into a cafe and looks at the menu and it reads
Cheese Roll 10 cents
Ham Roll Roll 20 cents
A W*nk $10
He sees the beautiful girl that works there. says "Do you give the W*nks
She said "Yes I Do"
He Said
"Wash your hands and get us a Cheese Roll"
Cheese Roll 10 cents
Ham Roll Roll 20 cents
A W*nk $10
He sees the beautiful girl that works there. says "Do you give the W*nks
She said "Yes I Do"
He Said
"Wash your hands and get us a Cheese Roll"
1970's Fan
Super Member
That’s a butcher I’d go into and ask “do you have any chickens?”
Butcher: “yes, we have chickens”
Me: “good, could I have a dozen eggs, then?”
screenersam
aka Blind Sugar McGee
1970's Fan
Super Member
Pssst, wanna buy a Rolex?
the skipper
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