Discussion in 'General Off Topic Forums' started by onwardjames, Jan 15, 2014.
Hook 'em Horns!
" Please Take Note!
The laws regarding carrying various weapons and certain equipment can vary considerably from one country to another, as well as from state to state, or even city to city!
The same holds true regarding the wearing of masks in public, which is legal in some regions, but not in others!
If you attempt to make a citizen's arrest, make sure you know the process in your territory. Is it even an option?
Before you assume you are on the right side of the law, do the research! Sometimes, even rendering aid can have legal consequences. Learn the rules before you play the game! "
edit; here's a better site
The Top 10 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
Well, maybe not a smile, but maybe a a grimace.
Don't know what these are? Read that link.
Separate names with a comma.