It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute
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the skipper
Professional Curmudgeon
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens
to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a shocking mess, the
dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my damn pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens
to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a shocking mess, the
dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my damn pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
SuperjazzyJa
18 Wheel Member
I like that a whole bunch .
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