It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute
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Satch
Audiotinkerer
Now I had a girlfriend once who... Wait, did I type that out loud?
IPADave
Turning a whiter shade of pale.
Bobcat
Sound Hound
Sooo many levels of "bad ass" right there.
the skipper
Professional Curmudgeon
What? What were you thinking?
1970's Fan
Super Member
It always happens when I'm in a hurry to get in the house to use the toilet. Well, it's the only time I get a wee dance nowadays
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the skipper
Professional Curmudgeon
A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he'd been. "I've been to this amazing bar," he slurred. "It's called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. They've got golden doors, golden floors - they even have a golden urinal!"
"I don't believe it," said his wife, but she found a receipt in his pocket the next day and sure enough, at the top it said "The Golden Saloon". So she rang the number.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" "Yes it is," said the bartender.
"Do you have golden doors and golden floors?" "Yes."
"What about golden urinals?"
There was a long silence, then finally she heard the bartender yell in the distance, "Hey Steve, I think I've found out who pissed in your saxophone last night!"
"I don't believe it," said his wife, but she found a receipt in his pocket the next day and sure enough, at the top it said "The Golden Saloon". So she rang the number.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" "Yes it is," said the bartender.
"Do you have golden doors and golden floors?" "Yes."
"What about golden urinals?"
There was a long silence, then finally she heard the bartender yell in the distance, "Hey Steve, I think I've found out who pissed in your saxophone last night!"
Decatur Greg
Super Member
Someone had a flyer for a dog for adoption at work... it's a German Shepherd and Chihuahua mix. All I could think of was the logistics of HOW this happened. Was the parent a small German Shepherd or a big Chihuahua? So many questions.
It made me think of an old joke that I like...
Q. How did the mouse get the elephant pregnant?
A. The giraffe put him up to it!!
It made me think of an old joke that I like...
Q. How did the mouse get the elephant pregnant?
A. The giraffe put him up to it!!
Ronald1973
8-trackin', Hank, Sr. man
Yes, she got up there by herself!
Ronald1973
8-trackin', Hank, Sr. man
SuperjazzyJa
18 Wheel Member
Meanwhile, in Monroe County, PA...
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