Discussion in 'General Off Topic Forums' started by onwardjames, Jan 15, 2014.
Meanwhile, in Monroe County, PA...
^They have palm trees in Pennsylvania???
We have palm trees in Canada though (pictures from Vancouver, British Columbia):
^Notice the flag in the background in the last picture.
...And banana trees too (picture from Toronto, Ontario):
...Not to mention we're growin' lemons, limes, oranges, grapefruit, pineapples, papaya, and guava up here as well, eh?
I suppose. My sister emailed me that pic. The subject line was "Monroe County Sheriff's post".
Just in time for Father's day !!
A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Ok, for Father's day..... a blast from the past. 66+ million views so likely everyone has already seen this. But for whatever reason I get a laugh out of it....no matter how many times i see it.
Jenna Marbles "How to trick people into thinking you're good looking".
Sigh.... I guess I'll have to post a language warning in case there are any of the "offended" types around here..... There I said it. So no whining.
Happy Father's Day! My son just sent me this for father's day and thought I would share.
Not sure if this is a repeat. An oldie but goodie from 1958. http://hifilit.com/Mad/Mad.htm
To the video post of the girl doing the "makeup tutorial" on the last page, this is the one that makes me laugh every time I hear it. Again, this has been circulated about a billion times I'm sure, but it still makes me laugh. Enjoy!
The synchronicity is amazing!
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Separate names with a comma.