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  1. Decatur Greg

    Decatur Greg Super Member

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    Someone had a flyer for a dog for adoption at work... it's a German Shepherd and Chihuahua mix. All I could think of was the logistics of HOW this happened. Was the parent a small German Shepherd or a big Chihuahua? So many questions.

    It made me think of an old joke that I like...

    Q. How did the mouse get the elephant pregnant?
    A. The giraffe put him up to it!!
     
  2. Ronald1973

    Ronald1973 8-trackin', Hank, Sr. man

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    Yes, she got up there by herself!

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    Ronald1973 8-trackin', Hank, Sr. man

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  4. SuperjazzyJa

    SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Subscriber

    Meanwhile, in Monroe County, PA...

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  5. Eywadude

    Eywadude Lunatic Member

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    ^They have palm trees in Pennsylvania??? :confused::p

    We have palm trees in Canada though (pictures from Vancouver, British Columbia):

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    ^Notice the flag in the background in the last picture. ;)
     
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  6. Eywadude

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    ...And banana trees too (picture from Toronto, Ontario):

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  8. SuperjazzyJa

    SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Subscriber

    I suppose. My sister emailed me that pic. The subject line was "Monroe County Sheriff's post".
     
  9. Ohighway

    Ohighway Wannabe Minimalist Subscriber

    Just in time for Father's day !!

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    "Just Fred"

    A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so
    he asks the biker his name.

    'Fred,' he replies.

    'Fred what?' the officer asks.

    'Just Fred,' the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
    break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
    presses him for the last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
    officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
    me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

    The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
    Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
    the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
    older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
    medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
    Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
    decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
    school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
    doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
    gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
    found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
    MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because
    of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
    Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
     
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  15. Ohighway

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    Ok, for Father's day..... a blast from the past. 66+ million views so likely everyone has already seen this. But for whatever reason I get a laugh out of it....no matter how many times i see it.

    Jenna Marbles "How to trick people into thinking you're good looking".

    Sigh.... I guess I'll have to post a language warning in case there are any of the "offended" types around here..... There I said it. So no whining.

     
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    Happy Father's Day! My son just sent me this for father's day and thought I would share. IMG_0277.jpg
     
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