A truckload of thesaurus(es) tipped over on the highway,it was amazing,astounding, awe-inspiring,awful.
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a duck walks into a pharmacy,asks for some chapstick,the pharmacist says" cash " the duck says"no,put it on my bill"
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a mouse was seen running around the church,they eventually caught it by the organ.
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A man goes into a bar with his talking dog,Spike, the man orders a beer,the dog asks for a rum and coke.The bartender is amazed and asks the man if Spike will go to the bar across the street and order a drink from the bartender.he gives Spike $5. to pay for his drink..They wait but Spike doesn't return,they go out side and in the alley Spike is having sex with a hooker-dog.Spike the owner yells you have never done anything like this before,Spike replies
I've never had money before!