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wvsaz

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Three ornery old women were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the
women says, "Bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There's no way you can guess it."

One of the ornery old women said, "Sure we can!
Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
He did. The women stared at him for a while, and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing!" how did you guess that?"
The ornery old women laughed. Slapping their knees and
grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison:

"You told us yesterday."
 
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