Sorry but I have to tell a Krokus story.
I was in a big record store a ways back and a guy about 50ish and his girlfriend/wife were looking through the metal LPs. The guy was flipping through each LP while saying, "CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, LAMB OF CRAP", really loudly. His GF/wife says "Honey, if you don't like that stuff what is it that you think isn't crap?". He replied, I don't know...wait a minute how 'bout some F*cking Krokus!"