Man's Four Stages of Life

piece-it pete

What, me worry?
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

I'm on 3 with a head start to 4.

Pete
 
Beard? Check
Belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly? Check
Broad face? Check
Cheeks like roses? Check
Nose like a cherry? Check

Damn! I must be Santa Claus and didn't even know it! :D

Scott
 
Four Stages of Life?
Reminds me of the Three Rings of Marriage:

First, the engagement ring.
Next? The wedding ring.
Then... the suffering!

Thanks to my friend Tom for that one.
 
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