hi all, checking in for the first time from Iowa. i live in the sticks. you have to drive 75 mi from here to find a sandwich that isn't a fried tenderloin or pizza that isn't ina gas station hot case. im kind of lactose intolerant and considered making a joke here about gas and cheese but decided against it because i'm also very classy and too sophisticated to make potty jokes, this early in our friendship. my M.O is to read other peoples opinions, pick and choose through the ones I think are the coolest, adopt them, word for word and defend them tooth and nail. right now, i'm pretty much an uncarved block-->who just at a large pepperoni pizza, when I filled up my pickemup, so I'm empty and already full of it, at the same time.