LOL.
I'm in love with my USPS delivery woman. She delivered one of my packages clear across town, to an address that sounds nothing like mine. I had a delivery notice via email, and no package. It took me over 3 weeks of complaining to the postmaster. Finally, my mail lady knocked on my door with the package. She explained that she was training a new girl, and that the new girl actually remembered the house she took my package to. The mail lady had to knock on their door and asked for it. The people stated that they had intended to return it to the post office, but hadn't got around to it. They gave it to her, and she brought straight over to my house. I was super happy, because the item wasn't really expensive or important. She even told me the address of the misdelivery, and we laughed at how boneheaded the mistake was. I was wondering how blond the new girl is/was.
And then I met her. She delivers to my house now. She 100% blond, beautiful, and a complete sweetheart. She's a stunner AND friendly. The older lady that trained her is hot, too.
Viva the USPS !