My prayers have been answered

If I'm going to stink up the house smelling of fried chicken, it better leave my hands greasy and stomach full.
The person who thought this up must of been high!
 
I went a different way this year, as for smelling up the house with food odors. Pork Fat Rules!

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Jimmy Dean Cooked Up Sausage-Scented Wrapping Paper
 
Don't have a fireplace, but was told by the mrs. that this wouldn't be allowed.
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Reminds me of when the Bugger King opened up across the street from my pharmacy. I walked in, took a sniff, and asked the clerk how long the place had smelled like a dead burning cow?

I can think of a more appropriate place for the colonel's logs anyway ...

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