Discussion in 'Turntables' started by Jim Creek, May 18, 2017.
It's uncanny but the farting noises only happen after I drink Double IPAs and eat Mexican food.
This is either stranger or less strange than what I thought this thread would be
I was hoping for a gassy turntable myself. Maybe one of those vacuum system ones leaking. But this is much better.
Cheech & Chong album?
I've experienced the same thing when drinking double IPAs. No idea why but it should be investigated. Maybe cables?
Crepitation contest recording? (Google it).
Trying to find the lowest tones played by the turntable?
This thread may turn out to be just a gas...
What is the hz tone of said flatulence?
Rub down the platter mat with Beano. Saw it at the drug store one time, cracked me up.
Was at my folks the other day and Grannie walked in the room and let a ripper go. The dog, who had been sleeping, jumped up and bolted out the door.
Asked my dad "What's up with that?"
He said "Grannie's deaf and can't hear her own farts, but if she smells one she blames the dog and whacks him with her cane!"
Brown note..I suggest a rumble filter
do you play your records wet?
Quit feeding it broccoli.
Cabbage too, never saw a turntable that could handle cabbage.
Definitely not pink noise.
Yes, those Crosleys DO sound like s#!+...
would agree, that's front loaded.
Have you tried unplugging the TT, flipping the plug and reinserting into your ***?
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