My turntable makes strange farting noises

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  1. Jim Creek

    Jim Creek Jazz, Wine, Electronics

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    It's uncanny but the farting noises only happen after I drink Double IPAs and eat Mexican food.:D
     
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  2. Wes_in_VA

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    This is either stranger or less strange than what I thought this thread would be
     
  3. INeed.001THD

    INeed.001THD New Member

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    I was hoping for a gassy turntable myself. Maybe one of those vacuum system ones leaking. But this is much better.
     
  4. Montycat

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    Cheech & Chong album?
     
  5. Aerobat

    Aerobat Class A all the way

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    I've experienced the same thing when drinking double IPAs. No idea why but it should be investigated. Maybe cables?
     
  6. longle

    longle Active Member

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    Crepitation contest recording? (Google it).
     
  7. NAD80

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    Trying to find the lowest tones played by the turntable?
     
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  8. I LIKE MUSIC

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    This thread may turn out to be just a gas...
     
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  9. matteos

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    What is the hz tone of said flatulence?
     
  10. 61sprite

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    Rub down the platter mat with Beano. Saw it at the drug store one time, cracked me up.
     
  11. dcmfan

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    Was at my folks the other day and Grannie walked in the room and let a ripper go. The dog, who had been sleeping, jumped up and bolted out the door.

    Asked my dad "What's up with that?"

    He said "Grannie's deaf and can't hear her own farts, but if she smells one she blames the dog and whacks him with her cane!"
     
  12. vonclod

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    Brown note..I suggest a rumble filter:rflmao:
     
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  13. malden

    malden Super Member

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    do you play your records wet? :oops:
     
  14. Bugler

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    Gas-X
     
  15. RonniB

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    Quit feeding it broccoli.
     
  16. vonclod

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    Cabbage too, never saw a turntable that could handle cabbage.
     
  17. truckrglenn

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    Definitely not pink noise.
     
  18. fizzgig

    fizzgig Well-Known Member

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    Yes, those Crosleys DO sound like s#!+...o_O
     
  19. marcmorin

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    would agree, that's front loaded.
     
  20. Hajidub

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    Have you tried unplugging the TT, flipping the plug and reinserting into your ***?
     
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