Discussion in 'Turntables' started by Jim Creek, May 18, 2017.
I was thinking Zappa.
You, obviously, need a pair of gold plated OCC copper audiophile underpants.
WHICH farting noise, specifically? I mean, ya got yer Fizz, and yer Fazz. Ya got yer Fizz-Fazz. Correct pitch change is very important with this last one, by the way. The Rip-Shit. The Tear-Ass. The squeakers, the sneakers, and the ones that go whooooooshhhhh.
Details, man!! You really need to provide the good folks here with ALL of the pertinent information if you hope to have any real chance of diagnosing the problem and fixing the issue. Personally, I don't give a crap one way or the other. Take yer lumps. Deal with it.
(I know, if it has lumps, it's technically no longer a fart, but you know what I mean)
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.....
If that was a serious inquiry, maybe change the symptom description.
20+ replies and no genuine help yet.
Is the rumble filter turned off?
Noise cancelling, of course.
Carlin fan in the house!
This will fix it .
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