Next it'll be "snakes in a cigar box"
"I'M SICK OF ALL THESE SNAKES IN THIS CIGAR BOX!"
Damn. How can he go from greats like Pulp Fiction to....THIS....I mean...ugh...I read this news story (well, if you want to call USATODAY "news" where they where hyping the film & S.L. Jackson is talking all serious about how "wonderful" the movie is.....
If I can pull this together, I want to get like about ten people together, all wear shirts with pictures of snakes, take a bunch of plastic snakes with us, go to the theater, tailgate for an hour before the movie...you know, act kinda like Parrotheads before a buffett show...and be all psychotically psyched "OH YEEEAHHH! SNAKES ON A PLANE! WOOOOOO YEEEEEAAAAH" running around yelling about it all enthusiastic. Oh, I forgot to mention, we'd wear red & white striped socks pulled up to the knees & suspenders while doing this...and those little hats with spinny fan blaes on the top....THAT my friends, would be funny. Oh, and durring the movie everybody chant "snakes!" "Snakes" "SNAKES" getting louder and louder, then quieter & quieter....throughout the whole flick....oh jeez that'd be great.
....I know, I know, I have no life....