Seriously ...
1) If you spent an hour doing that, then what a monumental waste of time.
2) How becoming do you think it is for guests to see moderators behaving in this manner? What type of example are you trying to set, or are you just trying to bring the whole show down?
3) What started off as a bit of silliness, has now escalated. Give it up and move on.
4) Now I REALLY believe we should get rid of post counts - they serve no purpose whatsoever. Some of the people who have posted fewer than 100 times have more information in those posts than some of the members with much higher counts (no names).