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[ETLS]

Mmmm... getting cynical in your old age

Not really. He's trying to pay off his exorcist, or he'll be repossessed.

 

[Hyperion]

I heard someone was trying to pay off his exhaustist, now he's been silenced.

 

[ETLS]

My doctor told me I need a balanced diet. When I went to get fried pies, I made sure to get two of each; apple, cherry, lemon and chocolate.

 

[highvoltage_]

Balancing pies on your arms is not a balanced diet.

 

[ETLS]

Falling over when all the pies balanced on one arm are eaten, doesn't make a balanced diet either. Make sure to alternate.

 

[ETLS]

Who let the ETLS out?

 

[ETLS]

There goes that man again.

 

[ETLS]

Post 'em or ghost 'em

 

[Hyperion]

What do you call a camel with 3 humps? - 'Humphrey'.

...I'll get my coat.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

My meals are always perfectly balanced. The weight of the food is evenly distributed around the plate and it can spin without vibration.

 

[ETLS]

The food spins on the plate, and it spins again while circling the bowl. That, my friend, sounds like a well rounded meal.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

The number between zero and 2

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

"It's time, it's time, time to align your body with your mind" - Henry Rollins

1.9

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

3.01

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

4 3/4

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

5 alarm chili is for whimps.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

6 cats on 6 hot tin roofs

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

7 times today I saw rain start and stop.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

8 of a kind in poker is clearly cheating.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

9 trees had to be ripped out.