She hates my mama,
She hates my daddy too.
She loves to tell me,
She hates the things I do.
She lies beside me,
Almost everynight.
She's no lady,
She's my wife.
The preacher asked her,
And she said I do.
The preacher asked me,
And she said,
Yes he does too.
The preacher said,
I pronounce you 99 to life.
Son, she's no lady,
She's your wife.
From: Lyle Lovette Live In Texas
Live recording with his "Large Band" good toe tappin' tunes